Tonight christmas shopping begins
Prepare for the worst
Cut your way through thousands of lines
For a chance to be first
In department stores they meet once again
Foes both old and new
Their bags hanging down from a thread
That's severed by you
So who among them will emerge as Saint Nick?
Persevering through crowds, take your bags and step forward
If you're here just give thanks you're alive
Only one can survive by the end of the eve
Throw your bags in your car and drive
As this question goes through your mind:
WHO WILL BE THE KING...
FOR CHRISTMAS DAY
Tonight christmas shopping begins
Prepare for the worst
Cut your way through thousands of lines
For a chance to be first
In department stores they meet once again
Foes both old and new
Their bags hanging down from a thread
That's severed by you
So who among them will emerge as Saint Nick?
Persevering through crowds, take your bags and step forward
If you're here just give thanks you're alive
Only one can survive by the end of the eve
Throw your bags in your car and drive
As this question goes through your mind:
WHO WILL BE THE KING...
FOR CHRISTMAS DAY
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Who will emerge as the ultimate Christmas shopper?
Originally for SiIvaGunner's King for Another Day Tournament, this is a Christmas/Black Friday-themed parody of the tournament's theme song, "BE THE KING", which was originally written by wolfman1405.
A collection of tracks from the singer and multi-disciplinary artist's 111 collaboration series, featuring KMRU, Laraaji, and others. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 25, 2024